cakiebakie:

“dont be insecure”
//becomes confident
“wow youre so conceited”
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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

katara:

only hot people can see this post 

how the hell did a blank post get so many notes

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

yzma:

yeah childbirth is bad but have u knelt on a piece of lego

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

laugh-addict:

SHIT. MUST HIDE. IT WASN’T ME!I TOUCHED NOTHING!